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Daily News, New York, Lenore Skenazy Column.
Publication: Daily News (New York, New York) (via Knight-Ridder/Tribune Business News) Publication Date: 20-JUN-01 |
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COPYRIGHT 2001 Daily News
Byline: Lenore Skenazy
Jun. 20--If ever there was a punch line the late-night comics couldn't resist, it was this: "Anal leakage."
"Anal leakage" is to the modern monologue what "mother-in-law" was to Henny Youngman: The joke that always killed. In the process, however, anal leakage also managed to nearly kill Procter & Gamble's fake fat, Olean.
Last week, P&G announced it would take a huge tax writeoff on its plant that makes Olean, a substance that slides through the body without adding...
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