Byline: Alice Coale
Nov. 8--Opening thought: "We'll dress up in tuxes or as beach bums." -- Gabe Rand.
Shop talk: You've planned the wedding of the year on a shoestring budget. Auntie Faye has demonstrated her culinary prowess by producing countless tuna and pimento-cheese finger sandwiches. Oh boy!
Uncle Jasper's assignment is to stock and man the bar. A half-hour into the reception, Uncle Jasper begins to bob and weave. By the time the cake's cut, he's slipping off his chair. When the band cranks up, he abandons his post to take a twirl with Auntie Faye. Round and round and round they go, where they stop nobody . . . no -- not the spinach-liver …