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COPYRIGHT 2000 Chicago Tribune
Byline: Skip Bayless
This cannot be. Our Cade? Stealing Playboy Playmates from his buddy Tim Couch and from the Hutchmaster himself, Hugh Hefner? Getting banned from the Mansion?
If this is true, Cade McNown must be trying to save their souls. That's it. He took Brande to Mexico to get her away from that Satan-on-Earth Hef, to cleanse her in the Gulf waters and help restore her virtue.
Surely he promised Heather a Porsche if she quit living in sin with Couch, quit exposing her heavenly gifts for money and began accompanying Cade to Bible study.
What else would our Mr. Clean want with a Miss April and Miss January? Our Cade cares only about avoiding...
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