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Horryfy (v.): To wear a No. 5 uniform and mysteriously appear with less than a second on the clock, raising up with the ball from the three-point line and scaring thousands of state bureaucrats and raisin farmers.
Maloofness (n.): Ecstatic state reached when your basketball team pulls out an exciting victory. Symptoms are maniacal dancing at midcourt while you phone your Vegas pit bosses and order them to make aces, kings and queens wild.
Turkoglue (n): A gel, manufactured in Turkey, that somehow makes everything come together.
Kobesetic: (n.): An intravenous mixture of water, saline solution and helium, designed to ease the effects of diseased horse meat, delivered through room service.
Webbcast (n.): A 20-foot jump shot incongruously delivered by a powerful ...