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`The Animal'.(Knight Ridder Newspapers)
I'm no fan of injury-based humor, but I guess if there were any actor I'd like to see pummeled, it'd be Rob Schneider.
Schneider gets the tar beaten out of him, soundly and repeatedly, in "The Animal," which seems to be the first movie ever made to appeal to zoophiles. Schneider becomes the recipient of transplanted animal parts and begins to take on the animal's characteristics, especially the ones that involve sniffing people's butts and licking his own privates. He also becomes attracted to animals, including a coquettish goat on whom he puts the moves.
Of course, "The Animal" is dumb, but the important question is: Is it funny? The answer is no. Schneider's seal impersonation is moderately amusing, but he's an irritant otherwise.
And what of "Survivor" babe Colleen Haskell, in ...
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