Want to be a talk-show guest? Try the National Talk Show Guest Registry. (Originated from Orange County Register)

    So you dated your mother's best friend whose father was a cross dresser _ and you want to talk about it on national television? You're not alone. 
    OK, so maybe you are alone in your experience but not in your desire to be on TV. All you have to do is grab the attention of Oprah or Sally Jesse or Geraldo or programmers for any of the slew of talk shows crowding the airwaves. 
    Well, life may have just gotten easier. Now for the low price of $3 a month you can place your talents, your stories, your emotional baggage in the hands of Christopher Darryn and his new National Talk Show Guest Registry. 
    The talk show registry _ which lists 1,083 people _ is used to match a show's topic with possible guests, and a list of these matches is sent to the shows. The shows themselves contact the people and make the booking arrangements. 
    Although they officially ...