Byline: AS TOLD TO CRAIG BROWN
MONDAY These cornflakes are real and they are everywhere. And I tell you this, Michelle, I say.
The packet may have been shaken, but the flakes will recover.
So it is with profound gratitude and great humility that I accept my breakfast cornflakes.
Michelle asks, Do I want milk? And to that I say this.
Our milk will come. Our milk will flow, and it will flow true. Our milk will flow smooth, and it will flow well chilled. But our milk will not flow if it is not poured.
So let me promise you this, Michelle. That milk will not pour itself over your flakes or my flakes. That milk will not pour itself …