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The following is an unedited transcript of the complete G-20 Summit coverage of Roland Hedley, senior Twitter correspondent for Fox News, who appears regularly in "Doonesbury":
At Dulles, on way to London for G-20 Summit. In taxi to airport, practiced my English accent on Irish cabdriver. Didn't go well. 12:15 P.M. Mar 30th
En route U.K. Just re-upped membership in 1st class Mile High Club. O.K., I was by myself, but I was thinking of one of the flight attendants. 2:45 P.M. Mar 30th
Disregard that last tweet from a staffer. 2:47 P.M. Mar 30th
How bad is U.K. economy? My tailor is personally picking me up at Heathrow. Will post twitpix of swatches en route hotel for your input. 3:14 P.M. Mar 30th
Plane diverted to Reykjavik for layover. Icelandic women heart-stoppingly hot. Downside: They're all living in their cars. 10:39 P.M. Mar 30th
Idea for iPhone app: You launch it and YOUR GODDAM PLANE DOESN'T HAVE TO DROP 3,000 FEET TO AVOID MIDAIR COLLISION! I'd pay $2.99 for that. 7:31 A.M. Mar 31st