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10 EarthBound (SNES): King
He doesn't stick around very long, but King accompanies you throughout the first spooky moments of EarthBound's alien invasion. So why isn't he a permanent party member? Like all stupid animals, King has the common sense to stay the hell home and let someone else do all of the dirty work.
9 Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (SNES): PoochyPoochy may not be stupid, but his bonus stage is balls hard. Even so, his invulnerability to lava is the only thing keeping Baby Mario and Yoshi from suffering horrible third-degree burns. And when you're done, he has the common courtesy to sacrifice himself in a pool of the stuff. What a pal. …