An F-word? What about fool, Gordon.

(From Sunday Life)

Byline: GAIL EDGAR gedgar@belfasttelegraph.co.uk

GORDON Ramsay was uncharacteristically subdued last week when he was asked to comment on allegations that he's been having an affair with serial mistress Sarah Symonds.

But the defiant smile on the face of his stunning wife Tana sent out a message that was loud and clear: Gordon is her husband, the father of her children and she's staying put.

It didn't need a body language expert to explain that when Tana posed with Gordon outside their multi-million pound mansion last weekend, her hand lightly resting on his chest, she was saying "'Hands off, he's mine."

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