Jade Goody brings us back to earth with a bump.

(From Guardian Unlimited)

Breathe a sigh of relief, people. Although Marina may still be hanging out with the ynglingers in Beijing (not easy to say on a hangover), I am back, back, BACK from holiday. Like, yay!

And just in time for this momentous story about Jade Goody. Damn, that early morning Easyjet flight was worth it.

Anyway, as this column is known for its refined, sensitive taste, let me say from the off that news that Jade Goody has learned that she has cervical cancer while appearing on India's Big Brother is obviously very sad, a truly depressing development in a life that has apparently been created as a kind of mass whipping boy for all …