Mona Lisa at Renison Bell.(Poem)

 
MONA LISA AT RENISON BELL 
 
   "Mona by name and nature" was 
   My father's pet pun when his wife, 
   My mother from New Zealand downed 
   The rougher one-horse, West Coast of 
   Tasmania town, his birthplace, with 
 
   "Convict dump", "Not fit for pigs". 
   Or else, he'd shorten it to "Mo", 
   Make jokes about his shaven off 
   And pointed references to 
   The Roy Rene "Mo McCackie" show 
 
   She loathed as coarse and coldly left 
   The room when by a freak of calm 
   It ...