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No knock-knock joke.(EXERCISING THE RIGHT)(Brief article)
At 6:45 p.m. on July 9, Ahwatukee Altieri was in the bathroom of his Phoenix townhouse when he heard knocking at his door. He assumed it was a salesman and didn't answer the door. The knocking continued for about three minutes.
The knocking stopped, only to be replaced by kicking sounds. Whoever was at the door was trying to break in, so Altieri went into his bedroom and loaded his rifle and called ...
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