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Diamondbacks' Clark, Byrnes, Hudson more than just players.

East Valley Tribune (Mesa, AZ)

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Byline: Scott Bordow

A first baseman, a left fielder and a second baseman walk into a bar.

The first baseman walks behind the bar and begins to dispense advice.

The left fielder turns up the volume on the jukebox, chugs a beer and heads out to the dance floor.

The second baseman starts up a conversation and doesn't stop talking until last call.

The punch line?

There isn't one.

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