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Byline: Scott Bordow
A first baseman, a left fielder and a second baseman walk into a bar.
The first baseman walks behind the bar and begins to dispense advice.
The left fielder turns up the volume on the jukebox, chugs a beer and heads out to the dance floor.
The second baseman starts up a conversation and doesn't stop talking until last call.
The punch line?
There isn't one.