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COPYRIGHT 2007 Curve Magazine, Outspoken Enterprises, San Francisco, CA 94102 (415) 863-6538
Right now, as you read this, there is a gay woman somewhere obsessing about how to meet, date and bed her the girl of her dreams. But, alas, it perpetually appears that many of the community's most gorgeous, desirable hotties have been swept away by women who make you feel like band camp girl from American Pie. But help is on the way. The following are five radical yet sure-fire ways to score fast and furious with your dream dyke.
1. Make up a Hot Dyke Name. You'll never score with a name like Cindy or Tammy. If you want the grrls to swarm all over you like bees on Idgie from Fried Green Tomatoes, you've got to come up with a name that says Dykon. It's easy: Say your name out loud and then pick the closest sounding textural material. You can change Susie to "Suede," Sally to "Slate," and Michelle to simply "Mesh." While you're at it, change your last name, too. Just pick the name of any sleek and sexy automobile. You can bet that "Suede Mustang," "Slate Camaro" and "Mesh Corvette" never go home alone.
2. Shag Your Hair Like The L Word's Shane. She's built like a boy, walks...
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