Special Alert: Horoscope U.S.A. A planetary configuration not seen since 1776 is coming our way, heralding chaos, revolution, and rebirth.

Byline: Michael Lutin

All alone and more paranoid by the day, President George Bush is getting it from all sides. He can't trust anybody-not even his mother. His detractors blame him for the state of the world. Some say the end is near. Most of us just want the dollar to go up, and America to go back to the good old days. Uh-uh. Astrologers can explain Bush's predicament by saying that he's a Cancer, and that in coming years Cancers will be challenged to change their whole worldview. So will America-for nations, like people, have horoscopes.

America, which was born on July 4, 1776, is a Cancer nation. Cancer is the sign of fertility, and America sees herself as the world's nurturing mother. But because of the hostile presence of Mars and Uranus in our solar 12th house, we're the kind of nurturer that can bomb the hell out of a country one day and …