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YOU'RE HAVIN' A LAUGH.

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GEORGE W. Bush moaned to his aide one day: "I hate all the jokes people tell about me. They all think I'm stupid. But I'll prove to you that a lot of people are far thicker than me." So Bush called a cab and told the driver: "Drive to my home and find out if I'm in." The driver walked out, got into his car and drove off to Bush's family home. Bush's aide says: "OK, ...

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