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COPYRIGHT 2006 The Spectator Ltd. (UK)
OK, this is what you do. Take your father's Barbour. . . .
What, he hasn't got one? Never mind, buy one from Farlows, attach it to the back of your tractor and drag it round the estate -- twice, if the estate is a small one.
Well, there are no jokes like the old jokes, but if you're lucky enough to get an invitation to fish the Tweed this autumn, grab it with both hands and hope that a monster salmon grabs your Hairy Mary -- that's a fly, by the way. The tough question is what to wear, and most of us are relieved to know...
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