Friends of humanity?

 
   Bertie in particular sustained simultaneously a 
   pair of opinions ludicrously incompatible. He 
   held that in fact human affairs were carried on 
   after a most irrational fashion, but that the 
   remedy was quite simple and easy, since all we 
   had to do was to carry them on rationally. 
 
   --J. M. Keynes, on Bertrand Russell 
 
   Oh, tell me, who first declared, who first proclaimed 
   that man only does nasty things became 
   he does not know his own real interests; 
   and that if he were enlightened, if his eyes were 
   opened to his real normal interests, man would 
   at once cease to do nasty things, would at once 
   become good and noble became, being ...