CRASH DRIVER HAD CAT ON HEAD COURT TOLD.(Poem)

(from the Daily Telegraph)

 
   A cat was sitting on his head she said, 
   A black cat on his head and that was that. 
   The cat was like a hat and on his head. 
   He could not see the roundabout for cat, 
 
   She said. The hat she thought was on his head 
   Was actually a cat. His head was bald 
   With nothing on it but the hat she said, 
   Except it was a cat. She was appalled. 
 
   He told the magistrate his head was bare, 
   As bare as bald, he had no cat on top. 
   He said he saw the roundabout was there 
   Though he agreed that he had failed to stop. 
 
   She saw just where the cat was sat; she said 
   The cat was on his head; she had no doubt. 
   The car behind was hers, the car ahead 
   Was his as they approached the ...