`Hey, didn't you used to be known as Jason Williams?' (Caught On The Fly).

* Welcome to COTF, where The Answer to the question, "Who needs practice?" is fairly obvious on a weekly basis.

* Speaking of Philly, Pat Burrell's Ks (better than a whiff per ... again) are overpowering his power, but the Spies say he's dialed in--to Mike Schmidt's cell for some long-distance advice. (Tip No. 1: Quit trying to pull pitches headin' toward the home team's dugout.) Hey-yo, at least the boys at the Vet haven't tuned out every ex-Phil.

* When Cavs G.M. Jim Paxson says, "We have a lot of priorities," that's a collective head nod you're seeing across NBAland. Re-upping with Ricky Davis is on the front burner, but the bigger issue looming is whether to give Andre Miller the max this summer. The Spies say team suits are wrestlin' over his worth, and if the nay faction wins, Miller could be dealt for a(nother) rebuilding job to be named later.

* Fly's Top 5, or "Look now, but don't touch till June; then it's the last call for your offseason overhaul:" 1. Jamal Anderson; 2. Antonio Freeman; 3. Charlie Batch; 4. Derrick Alexander; 5. Keenan McCardell.

* Fly's hearing whispers that this is the best, the absolute best Tommy Glavine's ever pitched (and that's a mouthful), and you can ...