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New element discovered! (Scan).(academia humor)(Brief Article)
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A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science, tentatively named "Administratium."
Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of peons.
Administratium is entirely inert; indeed, it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. In the presence of even a minute amount of Administratium, a ...
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