Ergo, flying is safer.(humorous log entries from Qantas Airways Ltd. pilots)(Humor)(Brief Article)

Here's a sampling of actual log items on problems reported by pilots and solutions taken by (humorous) maintenance engineers at Qantas, the only major airline that has never had a Class A accident (a mishap that involves loss of life or at least US$1 million in damage).

Problem: Left inside tire almost needs replacement.

Solution: Almost replaced left inside tire.

Problem: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.

Solution: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

Problem: Something loose in cockpit.

Solution: …