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Selling it.(dubious ads, labels)(Humor)(Column)
Not the chamber-pot model.
We were intrigued by the amenities offered by XtraJet International's Hawker Jet. Stand-up headroom, seating for seven, and coast-to-coast range certainly seem as if they're worth advertising. But about that enclosed lavatory--well, we were picturing an unpleasant alternative until the company informed us that some jets come with a curtain, not a door.
Ready, world?
This product had us making nasty faces for a while. It's the Triton Personal ATM, sold by FAO Schwarz. "For the ultimate expression of freedom and independence, you need to have your very own automatic teller machine," the store's web site said. Just stock it with your own money, customize the front panel with your family name, and you (or your kids, judging by the photo) can have access to money. Speaking of money, you'll have to fork over $20,000 for this little ...
- Infolink Technologies Ltd. Launches Television and Radio Programming Division.
- Press release article from: Business Wire March 4, 2002 700+ words
...BUSINESS WIRE)--March 4, 2002 Infolink Technologies Ltd. (CDNX:YII.) is very...of these new service offerings, Infolink Technologies Ltd. also has the capability to...Business Development Manager for Infolink Technologies Ltd. states, "From medical research...
- Infolink Technologies releases third quarter results.
- Press release article from: PR Newswire July 31, 2000 700+ words
...July 31 /CNW-PRN/ - Infolink Technologies Ltd. (CDN - IFLK...outstanding capital of Infolink Technologies Ltd. is 31,297...Additional information about Infolink Technologies is available at www...
- Infolink Technologies Ltd. Provides Clients With the Opportunity to Know Who's...
- Press release article from: Business Wire January 29, 2002 700+ words
...BUSINESS WIRE)--Jan. 29, 2002 Infolink Technologies Ltd., one of Canada's premier...are pleased to be working with Infolink Technologies because, their lowest cost, highest...information first. About Infolink... Infolink Technologies Ltd. (CDNX:YII) has set...
- Infolink Technologies Signs Agreement With Syoni Communications.
- Press release article from: Business Wire August 23, 2001 700+ words
...BUSINESS WIRE)--Aug. 23, 2001 Infolink Technologies Ltd. (CDNX:YII), one of Canada...comments George Theodore, Chairman, Infolink Technologies Ltd. "Infolink and Syoni are...potential investors. About Infolink Infolink Technologies Ltd. (CDNX:YII) has set...
- The DMA Expels Infolink Technologies; Former Member Violated DMA Guidelines.
- Press release article from: PR Newswire June 19, 2003 700+ words
...announced that it has expelled Infolink Technologies Ltd. (Toronto, Canada) for...unsolicited commercial faxes from Infolink Technologies Ltd. The Teleservices Ethics Committee...consumer affairs, The DMA. Infolink Technologies Ltd. specifically violated articles...
- Infolink Technologies Ltd. and Bowdens Media Monitoring Enter Into Exclusive...
- Press release article from: Business Wire November 28, 2002 700+ words
...Editors TORONTO--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Nov. 28, 2002 Infolink Technologies Ltd. (TSXV:IFL) is extremely pleased to announce...Canada's premier news and information disseminators, Infolink Technologies Ltd. has set "The New Standard" in delivering critical...
- Unsolicited takeover bid made for Infolink Technologies.
- Press release article from: PR Newswire July 11, 2000 700+ words
TORONTO, July 11 /CNW-PRN/ - Infolink Technologies Ltd. (CDN - IFLK) today announced it has received...com. The current issued and outstanding capital of Infolink Technologies Ltd. is 31,297,342 common shares.
- VeriFone's Personal ATM "Premieres" at DEMO 97; Leading Payment Company to...
- Press release article from: Business Wire February 10, 1997 700+ words
...NYSE:VFI), today announced that its Personal ATM(TM) -- a hand-held smart card...influential technology conferences, the Personal ATM is a smart card reader/writer that...only one of many applications of the Personal ATM. The power of the Personal ATM will...
- Citibank and VeriFone Launch New Era in Consumer Banking; VeriFone's Personal...
- Press release article from: Business Wire April 16, 1997 700+ words
...VeriSmart system and distribute its Personal ATM devices that will allow customers to...this year, will receive a VeriFone Personal ATM device, a hand-held smart card reader...with a Citibank smart card and VeriFone Personal ATM." Smart cards are the same size as...
- VeriFone Receives MONDEX Approval for VERISMART Multi-Application Smart Card...
- Press release article from: Business Wire June 8, 1998 700+ words
...application smart card architecture and Personal ATM(R) appliance have received Mondex...ensures that the VeriSmart System and the Personal ATM appliance adhere to the specifications...into the existing architecture. The Personal ATM appliance is a palm-sized smart card...