They said I was dying so I got off my nut on drugs.

(From The Daily Star)

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JACKASS loon Steve-O prescribed himself some "alternative" drugs, after he was diagnosed with a life-threatening heart condition. The dashing daredevil, 32, has survived sharks, tigers and grizzly bears so he was horrified when doctors told him he was suffering from cardiomyopathy. Medics insisted he wouldn't live beyond 40 unless he got immediate treatment, because he had "the heart of a 90year-old man". The sexy scallywag popped into Goss Towers to guest-edit the column, and explained: "It was scary, man. "The dude said I would have a sudden rhythm disorder and keel over, unless I …