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(From Guardian Unlimited)
TERRY'S COMEDY GOLD
What you, you grubby little proletariat, fail to realise is that the Fiver is never wrong. If you don't laugh at our jokes, that's your fault for being boring, not ours for being unfunny. If you don't agree with our opinions, that's your fault for being wrong, not ours for being not right. If the Fiver arrives at 10.44pm, that's some Superman-Y-front-wearing nerd's fault for clogging up the information superhighway, not ours for taking a 10-hour lunch snorting Merlot. And if the Fiver gets blocked by a firewall, that's your company's fault for being priggish, not ours for failing to realise the contemporary ...