Memo Pad.(Brief Article)

COVER CLUES?: On the cover of April's Details, Vin Diesel gazes listlessly into the camera while his left hand travels down his lower abdomen, his middle finger venturing down his pants. Across the middle of the page, his name is capitalized in bright pink letters. The accompanying article inside, meanwhile, mentions that Diesel has never had a longtime girlfriend, that he has a predilection for dancing at nightclubs with his shirt off and that he is chatting with Nicole Kidman about making the musical Guys and Dolls as a film.

What's that, gay, you say?

The article never uses the g-word, but between the typeface on the cover and the accompanying article, …