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Minor league promotions:

1 Monkey Boy Returns (August 4), Elizabethton Twins. The club's website says: "This is one event you don't want to miss! Come enjoy a great night of entertainment." We're not sure what Monkey Boy is, but it sounds pretty cool. We just hope it's not Chris Kattan; that would be a little disappointing.

2 Austin Powers Impersonator/ Pony Rides Night (July 18), Midland Rockhounds. Yeah, baby! This is a shagadelic idea: Austin Powers and pony rides on the same night. It's too good to be true. Actually, a better idea might be Mini Me Rides a Pony Night.

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