3 of a kind. (Know It All).(University of Alabama football coaches)

Sex, Lies and Room Service: The story of Alabama football over the last six years, told through the sordid tales of Crimson Tide coaches Mike DuBose, Dennis Franchione and Mike Price.--M.H.

 
                    DuBose 
 
When it       No head coaching 
began         experience, no concept, 
              no clue. Not a good 
              combination. 
 
Key           Let's see--the home loss to 
on-field      Louisiana Tech, the home- 
indicator     coming loss to Central 
              Florida, incoherent game 
              plans, staff bickering and 
              turmoil. Need we say more? 
 
Nickname      DumBose. 
 
Uncon-        Blamed God for the loss 
scionable     to Tennessee. 
utterance 
 
Favorite      You're kidding, right? 
holiday       Secretaries Day, of course. 
 
When          The University could look past 
it ended      the sleazy affair and subse- 
              quent sexual harassment suit. 
              But not the loss to Auburn. 
 
                       Franchione 
 
When it       The fourth or fifth choice of a 
began         one-man committee, and a funky 
              name to boot. Two syllable limit 
              here, folks (read: Bry-ant). 
 
Key           What better way to sap the enthu- 
on-field      siasm from a season-ending gift 
indicator     trip to Hawaii (probation-strapped 
              team finagles pseudo bowl game 
              than an embarrassing loss to 
              Aurburn as the prohibitive favorite 
              in last year's Iron Bowl. 
 
Nickname      Coach Scam. 
 
Uncon-        ...