D.N.F.(Poem)

 
D. N. F. 
 
   Forget your ex-wife's sugar daddy's name. 
   Forget his piggy eyes and pasty face. 
   Forget the night Croatian heavies came 
   With baseball bats and bombs to trash the place. 
   Your chattels now scarce fill a pillowcase-The 
   rest were burned to ashes in the fire. 
   Forget the bankruptcy and the disgrace. 
   But don't forget that Tony Blair's a liar. 
 
   Forget the scenes at Lord's and England's shame, 
   Bowled out for 27 by a brace 
   Of Cheltenham Ladies in an overs game. 
   Forget the Aliens from Outer Space 
   Crash-landed in a village marketplace 
   A week last Tuesday down in Gloucestershire. 
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