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(From New Straits Times (Malaysia))
A nice young sheila is engaged to a carpenter, a nice bloke called Joe.
Her name is Mary. One night an angel shows up, tells Mary that God thinks "she is a pretty special sheila" and that she is about to become pregnant.
Some time later, the angel appears to some drovers, or shepherds, who are camping out in a paddock, telling them to "stop looking like a bunch of stunned mullets" and upon delivering his revelation, wishes them their very first Happy Christmas.
Meanwhile, the Three Wise Men, "eggheads from out east", follow a star to find the Promised One "wrapped up in a bunny rug and lying in a food …