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The Short Fat Ballad of Short Fat Henry.(Poem)
The Short Fat Ballad Of Short Fat Henry
Henry Kissinger liked the ladies. The ladies were hot for Henry.
Something to do with power and money and something to do with sex.
Henry was built like a Hereford bull with a voice like boots on
gravel
But for girl appeal (which is how you feel) he was right up there
with
Becks.
Henry! Henry!
He slung the fastest gun in all the West.
Henry was hot, he was hot to trot one helluva lot was Henry,
All round the globe, this rubescophobe behemoth of Blood and I-ron.
He bombed Hanoi, did this broth of a boy, yes he ...
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