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The Bathwater Chorus
I know a rule that any fool
Should treat as more than maybe.
When you throw out the bathwater
You don't throw out the baby.
So listen up, my buttercup,
Pin back those hairy lugholes--
This rule of thumb, my sugarplum:
Keep infants out of plugholes!
They gurgle and they gargle so
As out the liquid swishes.
Then horrorshow! Away they go
And mingle with the fishes!
So here's a song that can't go wrong
However bad the day be.
When you throw out the bathwater
You don't throw ...