(From Philippine Daily Inquirer)
Byline: Nestor U. Torre
HOST: What happened to your complaint about the lack of action on your brother's case?
Guest: I kept trying and trying but all my appeals fell on their ears!
Host: So, you are still supporting your candidate despite all of the criticism he has been getting?
Guest: Oh, the criticism is just manufactured by his enemies. Wait and see, my candidate will surprise everyone by being a good leader upon assumpting into office!
(Upon assumpting? Bago yon a.)
Host: What will you do if anomalies persist in your office? …