Waterlemon, love after sight and other boob-tube booboos.

(From Philippine Daily Inquirer)

Byline: Nestor U. Torre

HOST: What happened to your complaint about the lack of action on your brother's case?

Guest: I kept trying and trying but all my appeals fell on their ears!

(Poor ears!)

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Host: So, you are still supporting your candidate despite all of the criticism he has been getting?

Guest: Oh, the criticism is just manufactured by his enemies. Wait and see, my candidate will surprise everyone by being a good leader upon assumpting into office!

(Upon assumpting? Bago yon a.)

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Host: What will you do if anomalies persist in your office? …