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(From Philippine Daily Inquirer)
Byline: Nestor U. Torre
HOST: How would you describe your family?
Guest: They're pro-accident.
Host: What do you mean, pro-accident?
Guest: Mga pro-accident sila because sila ang linalapitan ng gulo!
(Ah, so . . .)
Host: Did you go to college?
Host: Ano'ng grade?
(Hmmm . . . did you go to college?)
Host: Tell us about the lives of Filipinos living in the Middle East.
Guest: Well, for example, in Jordan, going to church is a pastime of Filipinos living there.
(And hearing Mass is a …