Pro-accident, shellfish love and other boob-tube booboos.

(From Philippine Daily Inquirer)

Byline: Nestor U. Torre

HOST: How would you describe your family?

Guest: They're pro-accident.

Host: What do you mean, pro-accident?

Guest: Mga pro-accident sila because sila ang linalapitan ng gulo!

(Ah, so . . .)

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Host: Did you go to college?

Guest: Yes.

Host: Ano'ng grade?

(Hmmm . . . did you go to college?)

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Host: Tell us about the lives of Filipinos living in the Middle East.

Guest: Well, for example, in Jordan, going to church is a pastime of Filipinos living there.

(And hearing Mass is a …