So long as they take their 527 PACS with them.

A bit of Internet humor we received recently:

Since the re-election of President Bush, the flood of left-leaning Americans sneaking into Canada--out of fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Rush Limbaugh--has sparked Canadian calls for increased patrols against illegal immigration.

Canadian farmers along the border say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal rights activists, and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted, and hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he stormed out, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Bill O'Reilly across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and O'Reilly annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian line, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border, then leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of ...