I quit! This polling circus gets one fewer clown.(College Football)(Brief Article)

I'm done with this crazy business. Don't ask me to vote again, AP, because I'll laugh at you and your silly system of uninformed voters who don't take your poll seriously. How on earth could anyone have dropped California or jumped Texas to put the Longhorns in the Rose Bowl ahead of the Bears?

It's a damn shame.

Here's some advice for voters: Watch the games. Cal is significantly--that's right, significantly--better than Texas. Who could watch Louisville and Utah and not believe they also would beat Texas and its one-dimensional ...