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FRIDAY, 6/30 White Sox at Clubs
* So, what did Michael Barrett do during his 10-game suspension for sucker punching A.J. Pierzynski and igniting a benches-clearing brawl the last time these teams met? Worried about his reputation as a sissy puncher--Pierzynski laughed off the blow--Barrett switched from Richard Simmons' Dance Your Pants Off! DVD to Chuck Norris' Private Lesson workout video. Says Pierzynski, "I've been involved with pro wrestling, and those guys hit harder than Barrett."
SUNDAY, 7/2 Red Sox at Marlins
* Car dealerships have hail sales every spring, your redneck neighbors have a garage sale every two months, and the Marlins have fire sales every seven years. Marlins fans, all 12 of them, can see the 2004 world champion Red Sox and the 2003 world champion Marlins, with Mike Lowell, Alex Gonzalez and Josh Beckett in town.
WEDNESDAY, 7/5 Giants at Rockies
* What's more shocking, that the Giants' staff has allowed more homers than the Rockies' or that Randy Winn began the week with more home runs than Todd Helton?
THURSDAY, 6/29 Nationals at Blue Jays