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granny takes a trip; Janelle Brown had always been the family rebel: punky, moody, and a dabbler in youthful vices.(Column)

Vogue

| May 01, 2006 | Brown, Janelle | COPYRIGHT 2006 All rights reserved. Reproduced by permission of The Condé Nast Publications Inc. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan.  All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

Byline: Janelle Brown

My grandmother Jean told a dirty joke exactly once: at a formal family dinner, not long before she died. "I know one," she piped up, interrupting a noisy conversation that I had been having with my cousins about bad jokes. A table of ten heads swiveled to stare at my tiny grandmother, prim in her St. John knits, her gray hair fluffed to cotton perfection from her weekly visit to her hairdresser. "Three nuns died and went to Heaven," she began, her eyes wrinkling naughtily. The joke deteriorated from there-she botched the punch line, something about a nun's last wish to get laid-but it was effective nonetheless: The fact that our family's ...

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