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Auerbach's rules of engagement: hey, waiter, there's a basketball in my won-ton soup!
Every Tuesday morning, 11 o'clock sharp, Red Auerbach presides over a gathering of friends. No, wait. He doesn't preside. That sounds too grand. Here's what he does. He does Red. Somebody says something, next Red says, "You know the best-looking women in sports?"
He's 87 years old.
Doesn't mean he doesn't notice.
"Volleyball players," he says.
Really?
"Every one of 'em."
So, Red, you see their games?
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