The love boat is sinking.(Know It All)

Actress Bridget Moynahan is sitting next to late-night talk show host Craig Kilborn, looking her babelicious best in a mini black dress and knee-high black boots. Bridget is there to plug her latest movie, but, naturally, the conversation turns instead to her equally babelicious boyfriend, reigning Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady.

Bridget talks about what a great guy Tom is. She smiles. "And he hasn't lost since I've known him!" Whoa, hang on a second. Could it be, the curse of the high-profile relationship has skipped this golden couple?

C'mon. Of course it hasn't. Ignore the stats--they're for fantasy geeks anyway. The only reason you need to know why Tom Brady won't be his MVP self this season is that he's dating Bridget Moynahan.

Don't believe me? Let's look at Exhibit A: Pete Sampras and Bridgette Wilson. Four years ago, Sampras was on top of the tennis world. He won his record 13th Grand Slam title the summer before his wedding to Ms. Wilson (whose cuteness factor rivals that of puppies and newborn babies). The honeymoon, however, was anything but. It marked the start of a drought for Sampras that lasted more than two years without a tournament win.

Pete should offer a sympathy call to Tiger Woods, who is engaged to model Elin Nordegren and currently is colder than Ashton Kutcher's movie career. Tiger's dad called this one a few years back when he told TV Guide, "Let's face it. A wife can be a deterrent to a good golf game." But Tiger went ahead and shacked up with the Swedish seductress, and all of a sudden his swing is off. Uh-huh. He's been living with Elin since 2002. He hasn't won a major in 25 months. You do the math.

Once upon a time, former Giants cornerback Jason Sehorn was the hottest thing to hit New York City since six friends started hanging out at Central Perk. But thanks to age, injury and a Southern belle named Angie Harmon, Sehorn hasn't been the same since his late-'90s heyday. Instead of shutting ...