Why Mr Duncan refuses to drop his knickers.(SHARED OPINION)

Publication: Spectator

Publication Date: 18-JUN-05

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Mr Alan Duncan, the Conservative transport spokesman, announcing in the Daily Telegraph his candidacy for the party leadership, was quoted as likening the Tories' situation to Marks & Spencer's: '... a fantastic brand in good times, but if you have a lousy CEO and lousy knickers you don't do well, and like M&S we need both a good brand and better knickers'.

The vivid analogy aroused a certain disapproval among the party's primmer spirits. Whereupon Mr Duncan used it again a few days later. Anyone falling asleep to BBC Radio Four's indispensable World Tonight--falling asleep not because of the content but because of the lateness of the hour--would have heard him explaining again that the Tories were just like M&S and 'we've just gotta have better knickers'. Mr Duncan was simply refusing to let knickers be, so to speak, dropped.

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