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REVENGE OF THE BEAUTIFUL
Note to dumped, broken-hearted women everywhere: Take a helpful tip from the likes of Uma and Nicole. Donit get mad. Get gorgeous. By Judy Bachrach
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any, many years have passed since I was engaged to the bastard, andoyouill have to take my word on thisoback then, when he dumped me practically at the altar, he was perfectly gorgeous, blond with angelic tendrils and wide, innocent blue eyes fringed with thick lashes. And now, quite simply, he isnit. He isnit angelically blond because he is completely bald. He isnit beautiful because running machines and ab crunchers canit do much about jowls. Each cheek looks like a ...