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The Enemies List began with a simple goal: find out whom sports fans hate and why. We wanted to know who broke fans' hearts and how they did it. What we found is a dog's breakfast of bile and bitterness, a boiling stew of regret and jealousy and rage and broken dreams, cooked in a cauldron of anxiety, fear of failure and fatalism--sort of like the October meeting of the Red Sox Fan Club.
Players get ripped, general managers eviscerated, owners emasculated and opponents belittled. There is animosity for acts of treason (Art Modell, Roger Clemens), for heartbreaking moments (Michael Jordan shooting over Bryon Russell, Craig Ehlo, etc.) and for years of devastation (Yankees, 26 championships; Mariners, Astros, Angels, Expos, Devil Rays, Rangers, Brewers, Padres, Rockies, zero).
Being on The Enemies List can be a badge of honor. A player often is a hero and enemy, depending on who's doing the labeling. That's why Jordan is all over this list. He is an enemy in Detroit, Indiana, Utah, New York and Cleveland and of any fan who thinks rules should be applied equally. Speaking of Cleveland, if John Elway ever showed his face there, surely the Dawg Pound would kidnap him, tie him up and drop him into Lake Erie. Of course, Elway would escape in the last minute and end up 98 yards from shore, arms raised, teeth bucked.
The architects of bad deals were elected to The Enemies List like drunks to Congress. But it's not just bad deals that land owners and general managers on the list. It can be personality, ego, clothing, deviousness ... but enough about Al Davis. Just hate him, baby.
Shaquille O'Neal, the best basketball player on the planet, is one of several athletes who transcend simple reasons for being on The Enemies List. Fans in Orlando are angry that he bailed. Fans in Portland are angry about Game 7 of the 2000 Western Conference finals. Fans everywhere else are angry they paid to see Kazaam.
Enemies are easy to find in NASCAR (look for middle fingers). A NASCAR fan's Enemies List can change his shopping list. After Ricky Rudd and Rusty Wallace traded paint last season, Rudd lovers absolutely, positively refused to drink Miller Lite, unless there was nothing else in the fridge. Thank goodness Wallace's sponsor isn't Right Guard.
The Enemies List is all about real hatred, not this made-for-TV animosity brought to you by interleague play. The White Sox will try to hate the Cubs this ...