SAYS YOU.(Brief Article)(Poem)

 
   Easy as pie says Mud-in-your-eye, 
   Quiet as a mouse says you, 
   Cold as a stone says Lin-lan-lone, 
   It's true, it's true, it's true. 
 
   Wise as an owl says Throw-in-the-towel, 
   Free as a bird says you, 
   Hoarse as a crow says Go-with-the-flow, 
   It's true, it's true, it's true. 
 
   White as a ghost says Hot-buttered-toast, 
   Black as my hat says you, 
   Green as the grass says Kiss-my-arse, 
   It's true, it's true, it's true. 
 
   Fat as butter says What's-the-matter, 
   Proud as a queen says you, 
   Rich as Croesus says Creeping Jesus, 
   It's true, it's true, it's true. 
 
   Smooth as silk says the ...