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Hey, didn't you used to be NBA agents?
* Welcome to Chez Rumorama, where the appetizer is a lite portion of whispers followed by two heapin' helpin's of Brendan Haywood and Alvin Jones. Every lotto-loser's desperate for immediate big man help (read: experience with razor and shaving cream required, kiddos). In this year's draft, teams were hopin' Jones-n-Haywood would show them something in pre-draft workouts. Well, the pair has shown teams a little too much, especially around the waist and on the scales.
* Mama Fly taught her larvae to avoid webs, but Fly's a sucker for fan frustration on the Internet. That www.tradewhitsitt.com bit in Portland? Not bad, but if ya' want real frustration, Fly's fave is www.whatthef***arethesoxdoing.com. Fly counts about 83 years worth of frustration there.
* Fly's Top 5, or, "Somethin's fishy about this job, but they'll take it anyway": 1. Felipe Alou; 2. Dutch Daulton; 3. Davey Johnson; 4. Andre Dawson; 5. Dan Miceli. Of course, T. Perez could get attached to the seat.
* The Spies say Pat's still Riley-ed 'bout that first-round flopperoo, but pay no mind to that look of defHeat Riles was wearin' during series aftermath. He got second wind (actually, Riles is 56, so Fly figures it's wind No. 4) and is getting his broom-n-mop ready for a house-cleaning. Hmm ... Pat wouldn't sweep ...