Two words of advice for voters.(magazine Playboy's poll for election of sexiest woman sportscaster)(Brief Article)(Column)

Playboy has asked us to vote for "the sexiest sports reporter of them all." So I put the question to my wife, who said, "Vince Cellini. He's adorable."

Er, honey.

It's Playboy.

It's $1 million, it's a photo shoot.

Costas, Olbermann, Nantz, Cellini--all handsome, dashing, elegant, articulate, perhaps even masters of the tango--they're not on the ballot.

And there are so many more hunks out there, as columnist Carol Slezak of the Chicago Sun-Times has pointed out:

"Dennis Miller, Al Michaels and Eric Dickerson. What a threesome! Dennis and Al in the booth, and Eric gliding along the sidelines. Don't you just love Dennis' scruffy beard? It provides such a stark contrast to Al's tidiness. Al and Dennis, the modern Felix and Oscar. How is a woman to choose? Then there's Eric, who always seems to be stepping off a runway in Milan. Does that guy have a magnificent body or what? And I'll bet ABC spends as much on his wardrobe for one game as most women spend in one year. Hot, hot, hot!"