DOGHOUSE.(brief notes)(Brief Article)

What to make of Mariners outfielder Al Martin's false claim that he played football for USC? Martin either (A) is a serial exaggerator, like that kid you went to third grade with who said his dad was in the CIA; (B) has some self-esteem issues, like the third-grader who said he kissed an eighth-grader, or (C)is someone who is altogether inexplicable, like the kid who said he kissed an eighth-grade CIA agent. Next thing you know, Martin--a ...