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Gersh Kuntzman is also a columnist for The New York Post.
Are you upset about America's impending war with Iraq? Are you angry that it's being sold as a vital battle in the war on terror when, in fact, it is not? I am. And so are two New York City actresses who oppose the war but had no way of letting anyone know it. That's when they decided to stage a reading of Aristophanes' famed antiwar comedy, "Lysistrata," wherein the women of Greece end a cycle of senseless wars by withholding sex until the men stopped fighting.
Word got around, and last week the Lysistrata Project was able to organize 1,000 simultaneous readings in 59 countries. Sure, the play was written more than 2,000 years ago. But, hey, that Aristophanes knew how to pack fannies into the seats. I mean, this is a play that would make Dick Cheney blush. While women fondle each others' breasts, the men are left to groan under the weight of astoundingly erect penises that they wear for almost the entire show. And get a load of the women's oath of abstinence: "I will neither extend my Persian slippers toward the ceiling, nor will I crouch like the carven lions on a knife- handle." Yikes! It may be news to us Americans, but it seems people were getting naked long before the invention of the Chevy back seat.
I was invited to join the cast, I'm proud to say. When I showed the script to my wife, as I was reading (natch) in bed one night, she immediately volunteered to take the no-sex oath. "But I'm already opposed to war," I protested. She merely rolled over, muttering something about patriotic sacrifice.
The Lysistrata Project may just be a bit of leftist tweaking, but it reveals a great deal about liberal and conservative America--not just politically, but culturally. When conservative activists get together, they talk about grabbing tax cuts for the rich. When liberal activists get into a room, they talk about staging a show to piss off the conservatives.
We saw that in late January, when First Lady Laura Bush hastily canceled a White House symposium on Emily Dickinson, Langston Hughes and Walt Whitman after hearing that several speakers planned to highlight the poets' antiwar works. (And they say the well-read Laura is the smart one in the Bush family; any third-grade teacher could've anticipated that politics might infect a literature salon taking place in the ...