Best Game None of You Heartless Bastards Bought:
GitarooMan (PS2)--This story of boy-meets-girl-meets-guitar-and-saves-the-universe warmed our hearts (cockles included), but it didn't warm enough of yours, so now we can kiss a sequel goodbye. Damn you all!
Award for 100 Percent Gooooood Lookin':
Splinter Cell (Xbox)--Let's put Splinter Cell's zowie effects into perspective: If this game were a pop star, it'd be Britney Spears hanging out with Christina Aguilera in a hot tub while Shakira applied oils and creams.
Most Costly Addiction:
Phantasy Star Online Episode I & II (GC)--Game: $50. Subscription fee: $9. ISP: $20. Keyboard …